Oh, hello there!
Here’s some insider lore about me…
I can speak and read Chinese. I even passed the HSK4 exam. 如果你能看懂这个句子的话，那我们应该交朋友吧。
I am a huge One Piece buff and have followed the manga religiously on a weekly basis since college. My favorite Straw Hat is Brook. Yohohoho!
I won a city-wide spicy chili eating contest three times over. Yes, you read that right: 3x Chili Champ, right here!
I like putting ketchup on my pizza.
Most of all, I live and die for puns and try to insert them into any conversation wherever possible.
….and if you scroll down, there is a special opportunity paw-ssibly waiting for you!
And introducing my partner in crime…
Ella!
She also comes with her own hidden secrets:
She loves humans but hates other cats.
She is very active while dreaming and will even pounce in her sleep!
Her nicknames include Baby, My Sweet Little Baby, Dustbunny, and My Little White Shadow.
She enjoys patrolling the hallway just outside our apartment and will demand to be let out promptly at 5 AM—then every few hours afterward.